I can give you a million reasons for why you should or shouldn't do something but at the end of the day lets just leave the decisions to a coin toss. =)

You KNOW I'm perfect for you. You KNOW I would drop everything to be with you. You KNOW I've been crazy about you for years. And when I sleep next to you, all I want to do was reach out and hold you, and feel you. I just can't make you leave. I would rather suffer than see you unhappy. So I'll stay, and do anything and everything to make be even a sliver of happiness.

If we are waiting in line at Starbucks and having a good conversation regardless if we are friends or just met I'll likely buy you your drink.

I like to masturbate and cum in my roommates lotion bottle. And then I just watch him put lotion all over his face and body.

I fucking hate it when my friend plays as Yoshi in Super Smash. He's a huge faggot with that character.

I didn't fix my hair in my usual bun 'do, because I needed my hair to cover the hickeys on my neck. #slutproblems

I sit next to this guy in my French 102 class and he is absolutely gorgeous. He has the most intense blue eyes ever. Besides being full of himself, I would sit on his face.

I came here for cute boys with dreads. Either the cute boys need dreads, or the dread boys need improvement.