Tuesday, 08 October 2013 10:38 AM
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All your cowden confessions are weak. Last year we had food fights, played soccer in the halls, and smoked a blunt in the 2nd story bathroom. What has happened to freshman?
Tuesday, 08 October 2013 10:29 AM
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Where the bad females that want to have a good time?
Tuesday, 08 October 2013 10:09 AM
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Whenever I smoke pot, I'm as hungry as a rampaging Velociraptor.
Tuesday, 08 October 2013 10:08 AM
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Some of the girls here at NAU are like bowling balls, they get fingered by most men on the week days.
Tuesday, 08 October 2013 10:06 AM
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I want a girlfriend, but I want my wallet to be full.
Tuesday, 08 October 2013 10:05 AM
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People who use the word "moist" drive me mad like a post menopausal woman in the Sahara Desert.
Tuesday, 08 October 2013 10:04 AM
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IF you're having a bad day, just remember that Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind person once. You're welcome.
Tuesday, 08 October 2013 10:03 AM
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Girls who wear Uggs with short shorts and a tank top with a jacket, quit being stupid during winter. You look like an Eski-hoe. Get some Jesus, eat some cake, and change into a pair of sweat pants. They look so much better on ya.