Just jacked off, it's been too long... #singlelife

I'm actually really looking forward to having the bible thumpers come on campus because they're cheap entertainment.

I have this habit of meeting new people every day, and I like to sit down and have lunch with total strangers. It kind of upsets me when people think that I'm a creep because of it.

there is a sexy ass lesbian couple on campus who my roommate and I are plotting to breakup so we can date them... curly haired purple shirt girl, YOU'RE MINE!

It was hard not being a straight guy and having to wait with a bunch of half-naked guys with abs for a shower in the bathroom this morning. Last time I sleep in on a weekday..

I am the one who posted about a girls number one is her family and must love steak/cake...they call me The HoneyBadger

I don't lead guys on, on purpose. It's just I'm so nice and they mistake my kindness for liking them. Then when it comes down to going on dates, I decline. It's not like they're not good guys, It's just I already friend zoned them and I'm still searching for the one I want to make pancakes for.

SO, I'm just looking for a guy that i can have a little fun with while up here on my fall break, holllllla! comment on this and ill message you :)