The Guys in McConnell hall must be trying to save water beacuase they never flush the toilet....

I have a friend who really pisses me off. She pretends to be "country" even though she lives in a house in anthem with no property what so ever. She works on a ranch and feels that this qualifies her to be country. Dressing in ugly pleather boots and going to country concerts does not make you country. Also she is a manipulative ass who always talks about her boyfriend. Stop it!

I want to be important to a guy, but not his obsession. I want a guy that I can cuddle and have sex with but not become attached to. I want something that is nearly impossible. Which is probably why I want it so damn bad.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.....

When my friends left their room to go to the gym, I hung a scary mask in the corner and rigged a plastic mouse to swing in front of the door when they walk in. Does that make me a bad person?

Correct me if im wrong but this is a confession page and sexual feelings are something a lot people want to let out so stop bitching about it.

There's this girl in my Hon 100 class who has a rib and neck tattoo who i think is really cute. But she has a boyfriend and I really want to be her boyfriend.

Any sushi lovers?