I'm a straight girl but I really want to experiment with another girl. I want to have a sexual night to ourselves. But there's two problems...I don't want to do it with a "dirty"girl. I'm not sure how to ask a girl if she's clean without implying she's a slut. Also, I'm not sure who to ask and how to ask. Hopefully it happens sometime during college, I still have four years.

Whoever is cooking in Wilson Hall, it smells so fucking good. Better than the plastic they give out at the HotSpot.

I confess that I have no idea what the fox says.

I don’t understand what the reasoning is behind the pants that other men wear on campus. It seems like either they are too baggy to stay on your ass or they are too small to fit over your ass. Either way you look like an ass with your ass hanging out.

I've always wanted to have a lesbian threesome with my two best friends.

To the girl in the black shirt, tan skirt, and scarf: you are the loveliest flower I have seen as of late.

to the girl at south campus with the rugby ball and sweatshirt.. you were really cute. i wouldve asked for your # but was focused on working out.. like or comment if you wanna grab coffee

My farts smell worse than anyone I know's farts. Everyone i've farted around agrees. Im even worse than all the guys I know and my boyfriend. I'm a girl btw.