For all my cockiness and self-confident demeanor, I am actually really self-conscious and often go into spirals of self-hatred because I'm worried that I can't ever find someone that will give a damn about me for who I am.

I wish I knew about a semi-experienced DND group that I could join. Setting up my own campaign is a pain in the ass, and I don't want to have to teach people how to play. I just want to enjoy a game for a change instead of being one of the leaders.

I really want a good, old fashioned New York slice. Nimarco's is nice and all, but I want REAL New York pizza.

I wear a kilt sometimes and it really pisses me off when people are ignorant and continue to insist that I am wearing a skirt. I thought we were supposed to be a more progressive school, people.

I don't understand the whole beef with being "country" or not. I was raised in a city, but I can appreciate "country" culture. For fuck's sake, I spent part of my life in Texas and you don't get much more country than that! To all of the country folks out there, love ya, even if I do think you're crazy sometimes. Gods know you return the favor.

-A City Boy

I press the snooze for at least an hour every time. Im not joking.

to the girls that wear two bras to turn heads.....we see you. you aint tricky.

I want a strong woman. I mean a physically strong woman. Not just emotionally badass, but powerful enough in body to bench press more than I do. When we're in bed, I want to wrestle her for dominance and lose every goddamn time.