Why did Einstein have to be a smartass and figure out most of science's problems. I wish we were still in the stage of picking termites with sticks now.

I find girls who have struggled with acne more attractive then girls who haven't.

If you ever rode on a horse or walked to round up cows to brand them, tag them, or castrate them...I consider you a country person. If not...fucking hipster!

I have a thing for girls with olive skin and brown eyes. Gets me going soo much

For once I'd like to meet a guy who loves me as much as I love them. But I guess those guys are only in fairy-tales.

I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely even know

my girl on the side said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it

I'm an older guy living on campus. I'm also bi and looking for a guy to date however they males on campus of the gay or bi lifestyle all say 27 is too old to date, they don't take into consideration how well the person that's talking to them will take care of them in the relationship. UGH