Wednesday, 09 October 2013 04:03 PM
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Sometimes you have to plow a 4 to appreciate an 8
Wednesday, 09 October 2013 04:01 PM
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A deep massage is like sex without the penetration. Its just on the surface of the body.
Wednesday, 09 October 2013 04:01 PM
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The little female cashier at star ginger that works midday or so is really cute. Also a plus that she wears glasses :)
Wednesday, 09 October 2013 03:58 PM
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To the guy today (Wednesday) that saw me drop my phone in the union, and ran after me to give it back, thank you so much! You gave me a little more faith in humanity. Thanks for being so awesome :)
Wednesday, 09 October 2013 03:53 PM
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I contemplate turning on the garbage disposal every time I see one of my roommates cleaning the drain.
Wednesday, 09 October 2013 03:43 PM
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I can't stand how messy my roommates are. Sometimes I clean their sides of the room just so that I dont feel like I'm living in filth. My RA and friends keep telling me to stop so they learn. I just cant deal with how messy and gross they are.
Wednesday, 09 October 2013 03:43 PM
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It is so unattractive when guys are not good at school. You realize you have to do something with your life besides partying right?
Wednesday, 09 October 2013 03:39 PM
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I think i have a crush on my straight roommate lol ;-)