Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:25 AM
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I love my boyfriend (I'm a bi dude dating a guy for the first time) but damn I can't stand when he lisps and talks all gay!! So unattractive... I need me a manly man! (aka Gaybro)
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:23 AM
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I want to stand on the balcony above the Union Amphitheater and have someone shout up at me "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!" shortly before I drop a coil of rope down on them and haul them up by it.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:20 AM
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I always see some of the cutest girls at the HLC gym yet I never approach them because...well people are there to work out? What do y'all think?
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:14 AM
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I have this... habit... and I was doing really well and I completely quit for over a year, as a matter of fact this month would have been two years, well I fell back into my habit last night after some emotionally trying events. The sad part is, I have no regrets. -- Confession of the girl with a cut up leg
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:12 AM
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So there is this guy in my self defense class who is gorgeous and he reminds me of one of the characters in Magic Mike. I always picture him doing a hot dance for me.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:11 AM
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Really down to spark some ganja with the homies and take advantage of this sexy native guy I've been trying to get at all summer. Seriously dude...we both know we're diggin on each other. I got the condoms. Where's the D bro?
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:06 AM
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I'm a fine looking black man, I ball, 22 years old, never had sex, or girlfriend cuz i'm too busy for that.... But it's time to change my life and be responsible a bit. "Like this and I'll hit you up ladies"
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:06 AM
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I am a guy and I do find girls that are bi more attractive. If any of you are brave enough, Id like to meet you. like this and ill message you and you can decide.