I want to have a girlfriend that is badass enough to do the Finger Dance from Game of Thrones with me.

I just want a redheaded girl who will be weird with me. Is that too much to ask for?

I actually make pretty sweet fucking sandwiches.
- Confessions of a hypocritical female

I want to just scream the words "Sie sind das Essen" at the top of my lungs and have someone finish the lyric.

The fact that people seem to migrate to the Grove and Hilltop every weekend doesn't really surprise me. I mean, I spent a weekend in a county where they juggled geese for recreation.

To the girl I saw in the weight room today, you are beautiful. We made eye contact well over 5 times. I think I might have seen you again right after I left the gym. You know who you are if you read this.

Im sitting here at almost 1 doing homework, and probably wont be done for another hour or two. All i want is to have a girl already asleep in my bed, that i can snuggle up to, kiss on her forhead, and pass out. Fall asleep knowing shes everything to me. Its really depressing knowning i doubt ill find that for sometime... if ever =/

Most days, I don't have faith in humanity. But there's this one girl that works at the hot spot (she's been there for a while, at least three years) that lights up my soul every time I see her.