I saw this guy wearing no pants over at The Wedge tonight. The girls he was with had bras in hand and so I'm just assuming that they either all just had sex or they're under something. Not that it was a problem, just thought it was a nice way to end the night.

Tall guy with spikes that works at walgreens on fourth st bridge. Youre an asshole but id fuck you anyhow

Dear students from places that are warm,
just as a reminder, upgrade your engine oil to winter viscosity grade oil if you haven't already done so. I really don't want to be out at 3 o'clock in the fucking morning to discover you never put in winter viscosity oil in your motor. Please just go get that shit done now! So I can get some sleep and not make you look like an idiot. Goodnight and you girls in yoga pants rock!

I'm a decent looking virgin guy, and only recently in college did I open up to the idea of sexual relationships, despite having past dating relationships lasting up to about a year.I'm pretty nervous about sexuality due to my religious upbringing. So I just want to see on here, who would be interested in doing me the honor of being my first girl? I'm going to look at this and view likes as yesses!

I just lubed a good majority of the handles and doors in wilson hall.... may the odds be forever in your favor

Being a pregnant freshman is the hardest thing ever, and I'm too embarrassed to tell my friends. Just a few more days...

I really want to meet this guy in my class that's see at the g everyday. I want to approach him but never have anything clever to say!

Am I the only one that really wants to get it on in that quidditch field they are building by Sechrist? Common guys, who's down to hop a fence for one of the best nights of your life?