Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:11 PM
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There are some people that I just want to fuck with a running chainsaw.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:11 PM
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I want to rally an angry mob with no real reason to have an angry mob.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 11:59 AM
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This kind of weather makes me wish I had someone to get warm with and cuddle up to.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 11:56 AM
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To the guy on the 4th floor of Reilly who held the elevator for me a couple minutes ago, you are amazingly cute, especially dressed up all nice, and very sweet. I hope to see you around sometime. From the girl on the 5th floor.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 11:55 AM
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My roommate has sex all the time just by adding random guys on FB...do guys really like that?? Being a shy girl, I would assume guys to find that creepy...wtf am I doin wrong, here? Is that some sort of flattery?
Thursday, 10 October 2013 11:54 AM
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I fingered myself to my professor. Is that weird?
Thursday, 10 October 2013 11:54 AM
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I really wish there was a shwarma place around here.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 11:53 AM
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Sometimes, I wish I had an extra arm just for high fives. Or for punching people in the face when they least expect it.