Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:56 PM
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I have a set playlist for every time I go poop. It usually consists of Adele and Celine Dion music.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:56 PM
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I want to take one of my English professors out for a lovely dinner and fuck like bunnies afterwards.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:54 PM
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I would let One Direction take my virginity and run a train on me.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:54 PM
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I want a girl that understands the Tolkien Dwarven Script. If I give her a love letter, I would like her to be able to decipher it easily and write me one back.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:54 PM
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So today i made a snow cone peed on it and gave it to a random stranger.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:53 PM
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I do not know why some girls are crying because everyone thinks they are a whore. You weren't crying when you were riding all that DICK!
Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:51 PM
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I have an unhealthy fear of juggalos because I can't tell whether they're serious or joking.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:50 PM
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The phrase "YOLO" makes me want to punch someone into red mist.