Where are all of the military men at?? A man in uniform is the sexiest thing of all.

Huge smoke out happening at san fran later on tonight at 10, like/comment if you wanna come get high and match bowls!!!!

It's one of those days where I either want to cuddle everyone or fuck everyone.

A girl once said that I was "hung like a rhinoceros". I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Ok this is gonna be the stupidest confession/question but are we allowed to get free coffee refills at Einstein Bros.? I see people do it all the time and I have really bad anxiety so that's why I'm asking this.

There are two girls in my CCJ350 class who are the biggest loud mouths I've ever met. Nobody cares what you're thinking, what your opinions are, or your little remarks that are completely off topic. Shut up, nobody cares, there's a reason you both sit by yourselves in a full classroom. Nobody wants to hear it anymore. You're annoying, and you should probably have learned by now to STFU.

Whenever someone is getting on my nerves, I act like I'm taking a call (either on a phone or on a banana), and hand it to them, saying, "Yeah, It's for you. Something about shutting the fuck up."

I can't stop clicking cookies.