I have a little crush on one of the south campus starbucks employees. He makes the best iced coffee and he is always super friendly even at 8:30 AM on a weekend.

I'm thinking about going in my roommate room tonight and sucking his dick mmmmmm

I have an eating disorder and I don't want to tell anyone about it because they'll try to make me eat. It's much more complex than that. This isn't about getting thinner; it's about control, punishment, willpower, etc. I like holding onto such a big secret.

So... I have never been a person to send random information about myself out in to this vast expanse we call the internet for the possibility of a supposed connection or expressing feelings and such... But damn, I have to say, I am looking at the most beautiful, the most perfect, the sexiest... Bowl of Mac and Cheese I have ever seen.

I am gay and I really like this guy but I'm not 100% sure that he is gay. He only wants to hang out with friends if I'm there and he always asks my friends if I am going to be where we are hanging out at. HELP! Do I ask or wait for him to say something?

When I look at a cute guy in the eye, it doesn't mean I want to have sex with him or get to know him. I just want to have a Pokemon battle.

I have been know to make women squirt. It's awesome.

I really like going to the poetry slam. There was one that did a poem with a bunch of nerdy pick-up lines on Wednesday night that was really cute.