Sometimes I randomly make different voices in my head to portray different people... not that I act like different people.. I just make jokes in my head and giggle silently because I think I'm funny.. like today my mental thought process went *wow watermelon gum tastes fantastic when you're high* then out of nowhere in a random voice "you know what else tastes good when youre high? Big Macs" it's like I have a personal comedian in my head

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND PARTIES?

If my drunk suitemates slam a door one more time, I am going to go in there room and put ducktape, sticky side up on the door handles. try to let go now bitches.

It's not palm trees here. Put some clothes on and let those nips relax a bit. Or STFU.

i've been fucking this guy ive known for awhile since before this semester started, but i'm in a long distance relationship with the sweetest guy in the world and he doesn't know....i feel bad but i don't want to lose either one. i cant keep my mind off of the both of them, is it wrong for me not to tell anyone, especially my bf?

I just want a guy who knows what he's doing in bed! for some reason or another I keep getting the ones who have either never had sex or has only gotten with one other girl -_- WHY ME.

There is this blond girl in my computer science class. Shes been in my class for about a year now and I always thought she was dumb because I think she is in a sorority to. The joke is she is probably better than me at coding.

There are some really attractive workers at Target.