I masterbate just as much as Don Jon. Sometimes, rubbing one out, especially the morning after a good sex session, is . . . unexplicably euphoric.

I can't tell you how to find a fuck buddy. It just sort of.... happens, and just when you decide sex isn't as important to you. You also can't be picky, and have an open mind when that opportunity presents itself to you. It can be okay or really, really weird, but doesn't matter, having sex.

I can't tell you how to find that other person for a relationship, because that also more or less just happens, and when you decide that you're okay with being single and possibly dying alone. You may not ever find that other person, and that's okay. The important thing is being you and who you are, and eventually something should happen. Don't concern yourself with it otherwise. Just focus on you, and the rest comes naturally.

Telling you all of this won't matter either. We're all young, and despite listening and taking in what anyone else will ever say to us, we don't fully acknowledge it until it happens or we experience enough pain. So go ahead and be depressive whiny fucks, you'll learn whatever it is you have to eventually. I just hope you make it through.

I'm so hungry... I honestly just wanna eat some pussy.

I've been broken up with my ex for a few weeks now and I suppose I could use a rebound fuck, I'm just having so much trouble getting interested in another guy sexually... I used to love sex so much and now I feel nothing.

I came to NAU to get laid. The girls need to line up in McConnell Hall Ready for sex.

I wish I was 27 and married so I could have a baby. I just love babies and want to be a mom. Is that weird?

To the person who made the statement concerning secret shits, don't be so sure no one would know ;)

Why is it so hard to find parties. Like seriously who does a girl have to talk to, to get her and her single girlfriends a good drunk night for once.