Bio 182 ruined salad for me...

My dick is only 7" long, but I am damn good in bed for sure. Just goes to show you, you don't have to have a monster dick to fuck like a pornstar. Oh yeah, and I've pulled a lot of shit from 50 Shades of Gray, so it's a win win haha

Where are my Pastafarians? Who else follows the 8 I really rather you didn'ts! :) Here's to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

That moment when one guy asks you out to homecoming over text, while your getting head from another guy.

I've been single since the girl I was engaged to ended everything a year and a half ago. Its not that I haven't gone out with girls since. Just anytime I get close to another girl they to into a psycho, stage 5 Clinger. I just want a girl that can have a great time just going out and talking over coffee or dinner...

This confession page is ruling my life. I'd rather look at confessions all day than go to class.

Backstory on my homeless hookup; He wasn't homeless to begin with, he lived with a roommate but got kicked out after the roommates girlfriend got pregnant. He's a drifter, so he has no family here in Flag. I can't have him stay with me out of respect for MY own roommate, afterall- he's not my boyfriend, nor does he want to be (circumstantially). While he's with me, I offer him food, water, and hot showers.. And we DO cuddle after we fuck, thanks.

People, may I remind you this is a confessions page not a advertisment or crush page.

Regards,
One of the admins