Friday, 11 October 2013 01:30 PM
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My neighbors don't pick up their dog shit and leave it near my door. Next time, I am going to eat some taco bell and shit on their "welcome" mat.
Friday, 11 October 2013 01:28 PM
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It amazes me how many hipster assholes eat chipotle. I can't stand hearing people brag about eating that over priced yuppie shit, like they saved the world by paying $10 for a burrito. If you want to make a difference, go pick up some trash or work at a shelter.
Friday, 11 October 2013 01:22 PM
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I keep on seeing guys im talking to on grindr on the confessions facebook page and i'm just like *commences facebook stalking*
Friday, 11 October 2013 01:20 PM
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To the blonde freshman tennis player...I think you are a total BABE. You are so intriguing to me. But I'm a sophomore so that sucks.......
Friday, 11 October 2013 01:16 PM
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I masturbate with a donut
Friday, 11 October 2013 01:14 PM
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Niggas Talk More Than Bitches These Days
Friday, 11 October 2013 01:14 PM
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If I get any candy corn this Halloween. I will cry.
Gimme good candy, please?
Friday, 11 October 2013 01:06 PM
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everytime I use the urinal, I feel the need to pull out a pube and drop it in. I believe that a sacrifice to the urinal gods leads to a better piss.