I like women that are really loud in bed. It's not really any fun unless the whole house knows you're fucking.

I want to have a night with a girl where I treat her right and we have the kind of sex that she's into. Just go out for a movie, get a little bite somewhere along the line, then curl back up at either her place or mine with a couple of mugs of spiked hot chocolate before we have sex until sunrise.

I hold onto old Einsteins cups for endless refills. Cause fuck the system. Ya I'm a badass I know it. What of it?

Sometimes when I'm surveying in the south grass quad, I use the zoom function to look at girls yoga butts and cleavage. Engineers love their tools!

I decided to try out tinder, but I can't bring myself to actually chat with any of the guys that I am matched with.

I wanna eat out and scissor another girl. And have her eat me out right back. It's college, and time to experiment;)

I constantly think about hooking up with my coworker in the back of the restaurant. It'd be wild and fun.

I honestly think the only reason I still think about my ex is because he made me squirt. And he's the only one who's done it and I wish I could educate my boyfriend on this..