Saturday, 12 October 2013 12:30 PM
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If you can't laugh with a partner while you're intimate, then they're not right for you.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 12:30 PM
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While we're having sex, I want a girl to say "Long Live the King" and push me off the bed.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 12:29 PM
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The only reason I would ever wear a scarf indoors is because my neck is covered in hickies. I kind of want to have a reason to wear a scarf indoors.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 12:27 PM
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People say that I'm a good dancer. They must fail to realize that I'm a white boy.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 12:13 PM
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The blonde girl who works at the HLC is one of the most beautiful women on campus. Fact.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 12:07 PM
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I want to call my significant other a really goofy pet name when we're alone. Like "my adorable little bacon strip". I also don't want to get hit.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 11:49 AM
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I have unprotected sex, because i cant afford condoms.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 11:48 AM
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I sometimes laugh so hard that I wake my roommate up. Happened in my freshman year too. I try to be quiet but they just won't stay the fuck asleep.