Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:22 PM
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I stopped going on porn sites because the women are clearly not enjoying it as much as they make us think they are.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:21 PM
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I like reading vampire smut. Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake books are top notch. I'm also a guy.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:20 PM
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I once got so angry that I tackled a horse.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:19 PM
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I really want a girl to call "my adorable little bacon strip".
Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:19 PM
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I fucked a boy who cheated on his girlfriend with me... But I met his friend the next day and now I just want him. FML.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:17 PM
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Cold left over pizza from the Hot Spot makes great Saturday morning breakfast as I watch Star Wars.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:16 PM
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I would rather watch Star Wars at 1am than sext an attractive boy.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:15 PM
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With the right people, I tend to turn making out into a competition.