Saturday, 12 October 2013 03:40 PM
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I am so horny right now. My roommate is sleeping and all I want to do it masturbate. Maybe I can do it without her seeing me...
Saturday, 12 October 2013 03:35 PM
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I like masterbating and/or having sex to the Walking Dead. Is that weird?
Saturday, 12 October 2013 03:15 PM
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I have sex to my "The Little Mermaid" playlist
#LovesAriel
Saturday, 12 October 2013 03:08 PM
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Now that I've met someone I'm nervous I won't be able to captivate the essence of loneliness and sorrow within poetry. Fack. Such a first world problem...
Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:58 PM
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I once got sent to counseling because I said I had to kill all the other kids with the same name as me. There can be only one.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:57 PM
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I am 10% "FUCK", 20% rage, 15% "I'M SO SICK OF THIS FUCKING GAME", 55% "SCREW YOU. I'M DONE WITH THIS PAIN", and 100% Karkat Vantas Erry-fuckin-day
Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:47 PM
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Never before have I seen so many handsome guys in suits. So excited for "The Payback" tonight!
Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:47 PM
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The last time I tried to have sex, the girl ran from the room screaming "It's a bedroom, not a battlefield!" Things like this make me wonder what's wrong with me.