Ran from the cops barefoot last night, and now I have handcuff bruises. Sweeeet

I bought a Kate Upton poster last night and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

I just want to fuck like every girl in the Suites or McConnell

I want to have sex in a library. Preferably with a librarian, but it has to be in a library.

I went to Collins last night, and I saw this cute guy who was wearing a bow-tie. And I wanted talk to you, but I’m so damn shy. Please like my status I think you’re a cutie.
-Shy girl-

"Swag" is just a really clumsy way of saying I like to dress like an idiot. But hey, whatever floats your boat I guess

"I want to fuck" is a confession.
"I (just) fucked" is a confession.
"Hey let's fuck" and "Do you want to fuck?" are not confessions.

So in regards to my last post, please note the term "thirsty bitches." I never said I had a problem with people trying to find friends and relationships on here. I understand all too well how hard it is to make friends because of shyness. I was speaking explicitly of the people who are like "Hey, let's fuck." Hence, thirsty bitches. If your sole purpose of posting is to find a fuck buddy, that probably doesn't have to do with shyness or awkwardness. If it is and you're too shy to approach people in person to ask to hang out or bang, what makes you think it'll be any less awkward when you meet up with these people off this site to fuck? My point was that if you're looking for hook ups, there's probably better ways to go about it. If you're looking for friends/relationships...by all means IDGAF. But this is a CONFESSIONS site, not a hook-up page. (Which there actually is a hook-up page if I'm not mistaken...)