I absolutely can't stand my roommate and how selfish and self centered he is. No mutual respect.

Practice and classes during the week. Mancave on weekends

I wish girls were like phones. Say a command and they do.

To the girl who said that she wished she had an eating disorder: please, please, PLEASE try to lose weight in a healthy way. I've had an eating disorder for the past few years and it is literally a downward spiral into hell. Your entire life is one big math equation of calories and no matter how much weight you lose, you never feel good enough. It's not nearly as glamorous as it looks.

Do i try to be a good friend and be there for people? Yes. Do you care? No. Can i get some friends who actually BE there, answer a text or skype, and chill with me 4 or 5 days out of the week?! cause the fakeness is real and im getting allergic to it now

I can give a shit about sex. It feels damn good, but nothing is better than cuddling a girl and watching Adventure Time on Netflix.

If this gets 200 likes I will run across campus naked on monday.

I hope the three girls that were yelling at the goalie at the hockey game last night are at the game again tonight. They were really funny and the goalie kept getting distracted! Awesome!!!