I'm really into this guy. Today was his birthday and I would totally give him a birthday fuck if we didn't both pass out watching bobs burgers. If you or your friends ever see this, I think your awesome

Tonight was the first party I ever went to that got rolled. I'm glad I listened to my gut and didn't drink because DAMN.

I live in Cowden and Its frickin 1:24 in the morning and my roomate is screwing his girlfriend... Damn, Its the quiet dorm and all I here is "oh,oh,oh"...
Story of my college life.

A little after midnight, I was starting my walk from Pine Ridge to Gabaldon through the "Rape Woods" and a group of people standing along the side of McConnell Drive called out asking me to wait and walk with them. To this group, thanks for being so proactive and watching out for complete strangers. If I hadn't been halfway there, I would have taken you up on your offer. You are everything that is good about this campus!

I just had sex in my grandpas car. Aka had sex in a buick. Aka best sex of my life. Aka with my boyfriend.

I like taking ambien because in the hallucinations I get right before I go to sleep, I get to talk more to the ghost of the little girl who follows me around during the day

I didn't know that 4chan browsers were actually a thing. I thought Reddit just kind of made them up.

For those of you who make confessions or attraction, admiration, or love etc. for people, I hope it is only practice for actually going up and talking to that person and telling them what you say here. Let them know!!!