I got really wasted on Thursday night and went back to my room with my friends where I had a breakdown because no one likes me ever. I repeatedly said "I like to think I'm cute" "I don't think I'm ugly" "am I fat? I'm not fat right?" "I'm relatively attractive" my friends kept saying I'm cute and pretty but it didn't matter because PMS and Alcohol are the worst.

Im a virgin...and even though im in college and the temptation is tantalizing to just lose it to anybody who asks for it, im deciding to wait for the right guy that deserves his right to have it :) I prefer an attractive guy with morals, family oriented, not a smoker, loves to cook, and takes his education seriously

I feel Goldilocks when i shower in gabaldon, not too hot, not too cold.

I rarely ever wash my hands, I get a massive erection when I touch people with my dirty ass smelling, poop stained, pee drizzled hands <3 im so naughty ;)

I feel like everyone around me is completely retarded... There is a difference between goofy and fucking stupid. Learn it.

I find myself standing in public with my hand on my nuts quite regularly. It's just too comfy

I love it when my roommates aren't home cuz then I can break wind without reservation.

I've overcome depression and cutting addiction. I'm ready for anything that life throws at me head on. Bring it bitch. You don't stand a fucking chance.