Monday, 14 October 2013 08:06 PM
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Considering making a short film documenting the madness that is Tequila Sunrise this Saturday. I think some crazy fucking good comedy could come out of it. What do you guys think???
Monday, 14 October 2013 07:50 PM
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I wish there was a strip club near campus. I really need the money, and I think it might be fun for a bit.
Monday, 14 October 2013 07:44 PM
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I was my boyfriends first and I've never known something so loving than that.
Monday, 14 October 2013 05:54 PM
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Happy Eid for all my Muslims folks out here :) enjoy your holiday
Monday, 14 October 2013 05:51 PM
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my friend got me into Imagine dragons and now they are my favorite. I secretly hate her for making me as obsessed as she it.
Monday, 14 October 2013 05:46 PM
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I fell on my bike the other day, did a barrel roll and did not spill a drop of my drink. Too bad no one saw me except some random maintenance guy. Wish my crush could have seen how much of a boss i was
Monday, 14 October 2013 05:45 PM
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Dear Mr. Classy,
I am sure your shower sex last night was very romantic and passionate with your wonderful significant other. But I'd really appreciate if you didn't leave your romantic trouser gravy all over the community shower
Monday, 14 October 2013 05:43 PM
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I know the girl who shitted on the floor in Tinsley and every time I see her I tell everyone that she shitted on the floor in tinsley.