I have a girlfriend but can't a guy just mess around with someone else once in a while? The amount of people I check out and undress with my eyes is out of this world. Help me help you.

I feel so goddamn good looking that it's not even funny. Holy fuck.

I realized today that I'm a very reserved/open person, is that possible?

Skateboarders who ride through Mkcay are annoying as fuck. Everyone can hear you and everyone hates that. Atleast slow down so it doesn't echo as loudly off the buildings. If it's past 10 pm you shouldn't even ride through the complex because it literally wakes everyone up.

I'm terrified of skunks.

Totally going see awful comments about this but... fat people are my motivation to work out more.

After 20+ years, farts still make me laugh.

Its always awkward meeting new people and telling them my age because I'm older than I look and I think it scares a lot of people away