Sometimes I don't understand how I have friends. I'm a fairly strange individual.

I think people who enlist in the military reserves because they are doing bad in school or because they need money, are scum. I don't see that being any better than taking tax payer dollars in any other way.

If you get super fucked up, or even get alcohol poisoning, I'm not going to take care of you. I'm also not going to feel bad for you. You're an idiot. And don't complain when the cops do their job, it's to keep young people like you from dying.

Yeah, so I kinda have a crush on my es 215 ta. His cell number is on the syllabus, would it be weird to text him? I mean, I'm a junior so he's probably not that much older?

I'm a guy that genuinely loves cleaning and cooking : P fuck your stereotypes.

I can't eat corn in front of people because I'm so positive that all they're thinking about is what my poop is going to look like in a few hours

I think a TA in my class is extremely attractive. I'm a little bit older so we are actually the same age. I want to go to her office, talk about nothing school related and hope I can get the courage to ask her out and get to know her outside of school

I'm from the UK, and I have enjoyed my stay in America greatly, however, to those of you who have supported these Republicans, you're honestly a bunch of idiots. The whole world is laughing at the state your government has been dragged into by your right wing extremist in Congress. And if you nation does default on Thursday, the worlds laughter will turn into blind hatred for what your nation has done to the global economy.