To everyone who has been debating politics on this page:
Remember, when you argue on the internet, even if you win, you still lose!

Ive played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen

Half the time I see someone on a bike I want to high five them... with the front of my car.

my roommate is a dick and his friend left his blanket in my room so i had a girl over and fucked on it and i cant not laugh when he grabs it and cuttles with it.

my friends and i have been writing Cookie Wallace all over peoples white boards in Wilson and Alan hall and the people are getting soooooo pissed. like they yell at us and wrote ransom letters and stick notes all over trying to find out who we are and threatening us. its hilarious.

Our neighbors were being too loud during quiet hours, so me and my roommate started raucous sex noises!

Lately everyone seems to be complaining about being tired.
1) Reality check: we're all tired. We get it.
2) You'd have more time to get stuff done if you weren't always on Facebook/watching shows on Netflix/being extremely lazy. Prioritize your time- be a freaking adult!
3) Go to freaking sleep! Your body needs it and you're eventually going to fall asleep anyways...so go to bed at night like normal people!
Sorry ya'll, just really annoyed about being surrounded by people who have nothing else to tell me about their lives/how they're doing besides being TIRED! First world problems...

Confession: I am currently on month 5 of forced celibacy. I say forced because I don't WANT to be celibate, but CAN'T seem to break it! Sucks to suck