I teared up a little at the movie trailer for that terrible boxing movie with robert deniro coming out because I feel like i'll never want anything that badly and that my life will never have that kind of purpose

I'm going to a swingers party this weekend!!

I may look like I have it together but being in college makes me want to kill myself.

Hoes Want Attention, Women Want Respect.

This one time, I was walking to class during the day and I heard some loud noise and saw a couple 69'ing with their window open.

You got to give those people props for doing it during the day instead of late at night and keeping you up.

When I have to fart in public and I know it's gonna smell bad I immediately get behind the nearest fat male... Is that wrong?

For the last 3 years I have always thought of committing suicide. I mean I want to know what's on the other side, what death feels and looks like, do we get reincarnated or are we in an empty space of nothingness? 2 years ago I did a specific type of ritual that put me in a mini-coma and I was shown something absolutely beautiful, and I was given the choice to die. I refused it because I wanted to see how my life would go, but I feel as if, I should have taken that chance. Even now, I want to know if I'll get that chance again, but also that if I do die, will that be the only thing I'll see...

My form of "flirting" is staring at someone from across the room. I'm such a creep. Fml.