I am addicted to best vines and that song called my nigga

I don't like my roommate, and it's bringing me great joy to see the Freshman 15 taking it's toll on her.

I love the girl that plays the song "cuz my shit don't stank" while she takes a dump.... bitch sorry to crush your deeams.... BUT IT STANKS!!!!!!

I don't give a fuck why you wear yoga pants or leggings or whatever the hell they're called. I just like looking at that booty!

I swear every girl here dresses the same knee high boots and leggings knee high

im down to spend the night at a guys house but ive decided i want to stop fucking them on the first night...im not necessarily looking for a boyfriend or anything like that..just more respect for myself and i dont wanna become a slut haha. how do i tell them that while were hooking up without him getting pissed?

I feel like one of my professors has suddenly put me on their own personal suicide watch. I'm flattered that a stranger cares so much, but embarrassed at the same time. Introvert problems.

I couldn't get laid even if I drugged her and took her home. She'd think i was too weird or just wants to be friends.