Wednesday, 16 October 2013 04:03 PM
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after sneaking into my crush's room last night i masturbated in his bed.. until i came.. When he later asked why his bed was wet i told him i spilled my water..
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 03:54 PM
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Shout out to the admins for ruining my education just the way I want!
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 03:49 PM
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my neighbors bug.. they're fucking up my studying and thug music combination.. come onnnnn man. I need to listen to Honey Cocaine and study for my business mid-term. pipe down! haha.
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 03:43 PM
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Sometimes a girl does just want the D.
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 03:34 PM
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Sometimes I wonder why men are infatuated with the female breast. After an hour of pondering, the only thing I realized was how incredibly horny thinking about boobs made me.
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 03:22 PM
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Nau helped me get over my fear of public bathrooms
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 03:21 PM
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I fucked my girlfriend all night last night. Straight people do it better
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 03:02 PM
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Got caught with the "smell" of weed in my room so i put my bong and four pipes in my backpack and just went to all my classes and then realized i never emptied the bong so my bag is stained and reaks of bong water.