When midterms/finals come around I just like to run off into the woods, derive back to my childhood state, run around like an idiot and pretend I'm just in some alternate world fighting dragons or something for some time. Helps with stress a lot to be honest.

When I tell people that I have two PES classes starting next week they automatically look at my belly. This pisses me off. Firstly, I danced Pow Wow up until my Junior year of highschool. I rebounded my Senior year because my godfather died, and so did many of my cousins and uncles. Not only that, my family runs TWO ranches. I know I can do the work when I need to. I just now want my outsides to match my insides. Don't judge me based on the belly until you've had to haul wood in the winter for your grandmother and the next day carry a baby calf on your shoulders to a warm stall because it was born in the wrong season. I may be a tubby 5 foot something, but I sure as hell am a lot more of a woman than you are, sweetie.

Either my neighbor is getting it on right now, or she's using Herbal Essences.

I haven't talked to my biological father in 10 months because he decided to no longer have an obligation to me and created a new life with his new wife. Found out he's having surgery tomorrow, and I'm conflicted on calling him or not. Any advice y'all?

you guys really need to quit with this white-knighting bullshit on the confessions page. nobody gives a fuck about how you think all guys are douchebags to women, and that girls never want nice guys. girls just don't want you because you're fucking boring!

saying that girls should go out with you just because you're a nice guy is like saying that a movie is the tits because it's in a language i understand; it's a bare minimum requirement. nobody gives a shit how nice of a guy you are if you're some awkward, disgusting, boring idiot who has nothing positive to offer anyone. it's not that girls purposely pick guys that aren't nice, it's because they pick the guys that actually have something to offer.

My roommate and her boyfriend did anal the other night when i was in the room. How do i tell her to not do that? Sick bitch.

I petition that we petition to open a "pants-optional smoking" section the library.

Everyone thinks I am always sick. Just because my throat is sore and I am coughing all the time doesn't mean I'm sick, it means I deepthroat all the time and love it.