Is it wrong of me to have to leave the house to prevent myself from beating up my mother? Our fights just get to a point where I'm afraid she'll hit me, or I'll do worse.

I wish I was Moses so I could just part all you dumbass idiots that get in my way when I am riding my bike on campus.

My roommate told me she thinks I am possessed. She wasn't joking.

The government reopens tomorrow! And the shut down was pointless as the Republicans didn't get any of their demands. Way to go party of "fiscal responsibility" - your shut down cost the country $24 billion.

So I'm really sad because last weekend my grandpa told me the reason I'm single is because I'm fat and I have big feet and that I'm never gonna get married. I didn't think I was fat before (5'4 and 125) and wasn't really worried about my shoe size either (7) but when your family tells you that it sucks :( guys is that too fat and too big of feet for you??

Im going to ask the guy Im into on a coffee date this Friday. If he says no then I have the weekend to heal.

So me and my friend really don't like this girl and we both hooked up with a guy this last weekend and it turns out that they are two out of the three guys she is in to. We didn't mean for it to happen but it was satisfying. We're coming for number three this weekend tho.

Fuzzy mold scares me.