my roommate and i will blow to the first guy to bring weed and munchies to the sechrist hall north entrance. we're both hot blondes, fellas ;)

I only date democrats

I've never been in a fight in my entire life. I'm not sure how well I could take a punch, and I don't know how hard I can punch. I know its probably not that important in today's society, but I want to be able to defend myself and the people I care about in case the need ever arises. Now obviously I don't want to go around looking for a fight around campus, but I still want to be in one if only to get good at it. We need a fight club or something.

Long hair problems: When I shed and a hair gets stuck down low. That shit is freaky pulling out from my lady parts.

I ate all of my roommate's mircowaveable spanish rice out of revenge because she's inconsiderate when i'm trying to sleep & also because whenever i come into our room, she always tries to find a way to dry hump her boyfriend in front of me to make me jealous, even though i'm gay & have no interest in him.

I have a big crush on this guy in a club I'm in and my best friend is convinced that he like me too, but I can't bring myself to ask him and it kills me every time I see him.

"Work Bitch" is so motivating for me, studying and working out.

Please post this, admins...I know you're ignoring mine.

Why can't we have an open relationship...or at least gimme some time to go on dates with others? I like you...but I'm getting old. I just want to date a lil before I get into something. :(