Friday, 18 October 2013 12:41 AM
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I would love for a guy to just walk up to me, look at me, and say: Hey, let's blaze. Then we'd go to some obscure place, smoke as much as we possibly could. When we got back to one of our places, we'd make some bomb ass food then cuddle and watch silly cartoons all night. This is my fantasy.
Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:35 PM
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So, my friend lit his pubes on fire cause he was bored....
Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:06 PM
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My first confession, so... here it goes: I have never had a boyfriend or even been on a date. I ask people if it's because I'm ugly and they say its not. Either everyone is lying to make an ugly girl feel better or I am doing something way wrong. The worst part is I like one of my best friends and he friendzoned me hard. So all of you friendzoned guys, I'm right there with you (you may now meet your mayor).
Thursday, 17 October 2013 10:47 PM
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I guess I'm the asshole because I see you crying and I ask if your Alright. Not trying to hit on you I'm just trying to be friendly beause I don't like to see women cry.
Thursday, 17 October 2013 10:07 PM
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I just bought a rabbit... I live in Tinsley. Shit if I get caught and the bitches with the cat doesn't.... IM GONNA BE PISSEDD!!!!
Thursday, 17 October 2013 10:07 PM
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I love taking pictures of other people, I'm just not a fan of being in them.
Thursday, 17 October 2013 09:09 PM
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Thursday, 17 October 2013 09:05 PM
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Im looking for a good barbershop in Flagstaff! Trying to get a fresh line up! Any good suggestions?