I gave a really cute guy my number at the carnival tonight. My confession is that I'm super nervous and don't know how to play this, I haven't dated in a long time.

Had sex tonight he was so bad! I didn't even get off, that's really bad when i can usually usually get off a dozen times in one round with a decent guy.

This is my second year here and I'm surprised that no one has put any pages from Slender on the trees. Or is that game considered outdated now?

There is a girl that works at the library with short hair and glasses and she is the most adorable creature I have ever laid eyes on.

I can't think of anything that would make me happier than to have a girl to order a pizza and spend the night watching movies with, fall asleep next to tonight, and make coffee and pancakes for in the morning.

I realize I should be grateful that I've known what it's like to have this at all—I've at least been in love once before—but lately I feel I'd be a lot happier if I didn't know what I was missing. The fact that I've completely forgotten what love feels like is terrifying. My greatest fear is ending up alone.

Seriously just FALL IN LOVE WITH ME ALREADY!!

I do not want a relationship at all
I just want fuck buddies is all I ask for in girls
come on now. where can you be

I miss getting down to humans vs zombies with nerf guns like last year?! We must start that again!