Hey so,I lost my keys last night, totally sober, and I feel like an idiot. But if you found them or find them, please comment on this status so I can contact you. They're on a Navy lanyard and would have been somewhere between the Suites and the Union. Thanks for reading. Peace.

I'm atheist. When a girl I'm interestd in starts speaking about her religion my interest in her goes soft. Does anyone else view religion as a crutch.

I miss Mein Bowl. Star Ginger isn't as good.

I don't get nearly as much love as I need. Often enough, I'm just yelled at instead, and put under the impression that I'm a failure. I'd be so much more okay with the former if the latter didn't re-enforce the need for love.

So im the porn actress from last year who was worried about not finding a boyfriend. Update: I'm engaged and completely out of that business!!!!!!

i had sex with my roommates girlfriend 2x last night and it was the worst sex ever now i really want something good

Why does all sorority girls don't give a fuck if a normal
guy tries to approach or get to know them?? I mean come on do I really have to be a frat boy to have a girlfriend!! Jeez

I watch more porn than a guy. I get really high and watch porn and masturbate and hold in my orgasm as long as I can.