Once a week I choose to wear a beanie or hat so I don't have to wash my hair.

Me and my buddies go around all the freshman dorms late at night and collectively jizz on all the doorhandles. Some girl opened the door while we were doing this the other night, we just jizzed on her and ran! NAU fo life.

just watched how i met your mother and the episode with marshall and lily breaking up..... not a good idea and i thought she(my ex) was my lily.... i met her in the first week freshman, got together with her that next day, just like them and yeah definatly destroyed my thoughts on true love....... fuck my life

I am almost twenty and my skin is finally starting to clear up. To everyone who has struggled with acne, either on your face, your back, or anywhere else, I understand!

So I'm a senior and I met this freshman guy. A little loud but we were talking about our majors all night late last night. He told me he was a theatre major and went out for a part that required him to make out with another guy. I want to find him again and give him my number because if he is willing to put his mouth on another guys mouth than maybe he can put his mouth on a part of my body that no guy had been nasty enough to do yet.

Wow, so even the nice guys only got one thing on their mind. I just wanna hangout. I dont want to get down with every guy that throws me some attention my way. This is ridiculous.

So im fucking this girl and getting kinda serious, but another chick has been hitting me up and she is the one that i really want... Why does this shit always happen... they dont want me when im single but when i get something they hit me up....

I think my roommate is gay, and i hate gay people. And i like to shout the N word in my house all the time because lord knows i got some bad habits