She takes me with her when she goes bra and panty shopping. She wants my opinion on whether or not her boyfriend'll like them. Straight and friendzoned hard.

To the two people I opened the doors for today (in spite of my hands being full and backpack heavy as hell) and couldn't say "thank you", you're fucking welcome. I really hope you aren't one of those people that complain about doors not being held open for them.

Whichever girl found the iPhone with the little mermaid case in the 4C bathroom of McConnell today and turn it into the front desk, thank you. Words can not express how relieved I was that someone actually turned it in and didn't keep it. I greatly appreciate it.

I don't give a shit if it's a Friday, I don't want to hear you screaming and acting like a bimbo slut in hallway. This is Cowden. Shut the fuck up.

I'm a Senior graduating in December, and I haven't made a single friend the whole time being here.

To the group of freshmen that jumped me, last tequila sunrise, outside of Pine Ridge Village. Better hope I can't find you tomorrow.

Can i attack my roommate? We've had difficulties living with another, but this might be the last straw. He wanted me to move my furniture around (for the 2nd time) so we can use the heater. Today I finally did after my busy week, and by the time I've settled, he tells me he is going to move out to another room!

CHEERS TO THE FREAKIN WEEKEND