A few day's ago I was walking to my friend's place, upon calling him one of the first things I say is "Where's my money bitch?!?" since breaking bad is the shit. I naturally have a loud voice and didn't notice the group of people walking by and thought ya know...out of context that prolly sounds really terrible.

One of my boobs is noticeably bigger that the other one and my nipples are kind of big. Is this abnormal?

I like consensual sex in the missionary position and ending in a firm handshake

Half a semester at college and I've already heared hundreds of Spongebob references.

I feel less attractive because of my small breast size...

i'm the type of girl that gives high fives after sex.

I am waiting for my high school sweetheart who decided it would be a good idea to join the army. I very deeply love him, and he loves me too. We honestly have a perfect relationship.... except for the distance his job forces upon us. I often worry that he is cheating on me, even though he gives me no reason to think that. Do men just inherently cheat? Cant help themselves? Or am I just crazy and jealous? Trying to ruin something good?

I just moved in to a house with a girl roommate, I'm a guy, and I'm starting to have feelings for her but she has a boyfriend. Not one night stand feelings, but rather genuine interest. But that could ruin my housing situation, and also I'm not a girlfriend thief, I can't do that to her nice boyfriend. Now I feel a little awkward and sad about the whole situation. The awesome girls I meet are always already spoken for. Fuck.