I have this issue where there are two women in my life right now, both of whom I am interested in romantically. Unfortunately, modern logic prohibits me from dating both of them...

My current boyfriend knows I can find someone better, and often times, he cries to me about it, and it upsets me... He's probably what most people think a loser... But I love him. He doesn't even bother with an education, I just want to know if someone is really out there that's better than him that'll love me even more.. I'm so confused and conflicted :(

Screw you guys! I'm going home!

I love the ladies of the geology department

I'm walking out of Walmart at 9:30 PM with a shovel over my shoulder. Nobody asks. The second I get back on campus: "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A SHOVEL DID YOU JUST BURY A DEAD BODY HUH?!"

A girl once said that I was a demon in the sack. I am inclined to agree with her assessment because the paint was peeling, she was covered in heat blisters, and someone had called the fire department by the time we were finished.

I find it rather disconcerting that my roommate's family is so much cooler than my roommate. It makes me wonder how short of a stick he got.

Can I just meet someone else that has read Dune and/or Stranger in a Strange Land? Please? It's getting really boring when I talk about all of these philosophical/religious/thought-invoking ideas that are brought up in these stories that NOBODY understands.