Sunday, 20 October 2013 01:18 PM
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I'm kind of an asshole when I play FPS games. I use more teabags than the British.
Sunday, 20 October 2013 01:14 PM
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Guys, the easiest way to get girls is to walk your dog on campus and let us pet him/her.
Sunday, 20 October 2013 01:12 PM
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My group of friends is falling apart and I don't know what to do. I don't know many people outside of them.
Sunday, 20 October 2013 01:12 PM
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If I were involved in a presidential race, I wouldn't say "Kill Hitler" when asked what I would do if I could go back in time. I would say "Make sure Hitler got accepted to Art School".
Sunday, 20 October 2013 01:10 PM
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My friends and I decided to get each other vibrators for Christmas. Let's just say that Christmas is going to cum more than once this year. Sorry, come.
Sunday, 20 October 2013 01:09 PM
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I had a nightmare so horrifying that I woke up screaming. Woke my roommate at 4 in the morning because I was dreaming about rapemurdering cannibals conquering the earth.
Sunday, 20 October 2013 01:08 PM
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I wish I could have a working jetpack so my Boba Fett cosplay would actually be realistic.
Sunday, 20 October 2013 01:06 PM
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One time, I got so lonely that I let my dog go down on me.