The other week i was at work and a bunch of girls at my table left their numbers on the plate in ketchup at mike and rondas, and my buser ruined all the plates and so this is why i havent called you, you guys were cute i would love to find you!

This girl who either likes or comments on every fucking post makes me uncomfortable!! bitch get a life

This past summer, I was walking home from work when this guy started talking to me. He asked me to come over to his place and me wanting to do something spontaneous I said yes. Don't get me wrong there was nothing harmful about this guy and his mother was home... but I came over. We had a shot of alcohol and sat in his living room watching some random tv series. He then invited me to his room, where we sat in awkward silence until I told him that I wasn't that type of girl and nothing would be happening. I also told him I have a boyfriend. He didn't pressure me to do anything. We sat there talking about our lives. I unknowingly spent 3 hours with some guy I didn't know. I just wanted to say thank you to this guy for being understanding and not expecting much from me. I needed someone to talk to at the time. And to my boyfriend, I'm sorry I did this and never told you about it. It feels good to get this off my chest.

i wish i could be part of the group.. i always feel like i am bothering people.. hate to impose

all I want to do is kill myself. my ex left me months ago for someone else, yet no matter how much time goes by, I can't get over her. it doesn't help that I look at her social media profiles and see how she is doing great with another guy, and I cant help but cry. so I want to die, I can't kill myself because of everyone I would leave behind, and I found out i'm too much a coward go through with it anyway, but I just want to die. I loved her so much, and I know no one will ever be able to make me that happy again. I just can't stand the pain everyday. so heres whats been on my mind for months now, never told anyone, but i'll tell a confessions page for some reason. I don't want help, or anything for that matter. just wanted to confess.

I want my best friend to go down on me. We are both girls.

I really can't stand this weird obsession with Disney that everyone has. I mean, I love love Disney as much as the next person. But why does everyone flip out over watching Disney movies and singing Disney songs?

So I was finally going to hook up with my crush. I texted him saying doors open I'm waiting for you. He finally walked in and and we start going at it and mid thrust he says by the way your dog got out. I freaked out and pushed him off of me went to look for my dog and couldn't find him. I came back crying and he just laid there saying so...are we going to finish? Me and him haven't spoken since.