I really enjoy the way my own farts smell. Like if I fart in the car I close the windows. Just to make it linger longer.

I quit, I'm tired of helping these kids out when there's not even a hint of appreciation or respect in return. Figure your own shit out.

all I want is a girl who can chill, cuddle, watch movies, smoke hookah, and fuck. is that so hard to find!

The guy with the circle thing on his arm,the black hat, and gauges that I've been seeing around campus is so beautiful (=

ive slept with over 75 girls, but ive been in love with the same one for 6 years and cant seem to replace her. no one has ever got me like she did. its not that i like to sleep around, its that no one keeps me interested long enough. and im kind of an asshole to girls so some run away from me once they realize how i am or hear about it. but that one girl is the reason im an asshole, so i dont get taken advantage again like i did from her. i feel like that girl ruined my life. ill never be the same. the nice guy in me is dead. its way easier being an asshole. i dont have to worry about getting hurt again. but then again. im so lonely.

Guys! Answer this for me. Why do you want one time hookups? If we've had great sex a couple times and thats all both of us want then why cant we just be fuck buddies?

To whoever "Clark Kent" and "Lois Lane" are... Y'all are adorable, please get married

So it turns out number 7 was not so lucky. Looking for number 8 and hope it's great;)