I wen on a multi-day camping trip this summer, and sometimes when I go on these trips I get constipated. One day on one of our hikes, I had to take a shit SO BAD. I ended up taking a HUGE dumb, moaning while it was happening. I'm just gonna emphasize that it was huge. I put a couple of rocks over it, apologized to Mother Nature, and went on my way. BTW, I'm a pretty lady.

All I want is a guy to be friends with benefits with

I came in like a wrecking ball.

I honestly don't know how many times I have listened to Across the Universe by the best band in history, The Beatles.

I don't know which confession page works.. there are two you can choose from.. the survey money or this collie confessions one.. :/ fuck you admins for confusing us all.

Sometimes I wear stretchy pants in my room.... just for fun.

A few weeks ago my buddy had this girl obsessively texting him even though she was getting married to her fiancé. I decided to text her anonymously and flirt with her and ended up sexting her. I asked her to come to my dorm to mess around since my roommate wasn't home (she lives in Sechrest and I live in McConnel). This bitch actually walked all the way from her dorm to mine at 2 in the morning only to be left out in the cold because I told her I couldn't come down and get her because my roommate was home and she couldn't come over. (: oops. hope you had a nice journey back to your dorm slut.

I don't understand how some people smoke weed ALL the time...how the hell do you get anything done?