Oh God... all I'm asking for is a good looking,athletic, black guy to be my boyfriend. Is that a lot to ask for here at NAU... #hopless#whitegirl :(

I need to get this damn guy out of my head. I have the biggest crush on him, but I don't even know him. I think about him a lot because I see him around campus all the time. It can't be healthy.. I don't know how to go about this problem. And I'm definitely too shy to say anything...

The amount of privileged and spoiled ungrateful kids right now at this school just pisses me the fuck off. Every penny that i'm paying at this school is my own money and I don't have parents to help me out (my mom is in a mental asylum and my dad is in prison for manslaughter & hit and run) and i'm grateful that i'm in a great school in a wonderful city. But not to the rich kids that get every thing handed to them and bitch to their mommies and daddies not getting them the new iPhone 5 and spend the majority of their money their dad's give them on weed and alcohol.

You people make me fucking sick.

That awkward moment when you bite into a taco and realize it's a burrito.

That awkward moment when you look down at the enormous poo you just took and wonder how all of that fit inside of you.

Whenever you're feeling down: boobs. They solve everything.

Women go on and on about wanted a guy to be their knight in shining armor, their hero. I loved this girl more than I had ever thought possible and all I wanted to be was her hero. Money got tight, so I ended up dropping out to enlist. I finally got the chance to really be her hero, and she went running to the hills because the distance was too difficult. I've been with girls since but it's not the same. She probably doesn't read this, and probably wouldn't know it was her anyway, but she says we are best friends but I can barely get the time of day. She has to know I still love her, but it don't count for shit.

I'm an instigating type of girl but dammit I want you to say something! You stare hard enough for me to know you wanna say something! SAY IT....'sides the cold winds are making me desperate for a cuddle buddy.