Some maintenance men came over, and for a minute all that ran through my mind when I opened the door was how it could turn into a fucking porn scene.

Meeting people when i'm drunk is one thing! but when they know me better than myself, it sucks!....i like inside jokes :(

Sometimes I start typing and I can't stop. And we won’t stop. Can’t you see it’s me who own the night? Can’t you see it me who bout’ that life? I keep typing even when I don't really have anything in particular to say. Like those awkward conversations that you start with people. It's like a train wreck. You keep talking to it, but it won't stop. Oh, gosh. It's happening again...I'm a compulsive typer. Or is it a typist? No, that sounds like rapist. I think I'll stick with typer. Man, I'm such a gooder typer. Like the goodest typer that there ever is. Time for the pretty colored pills that make the monsters go away.

Just masturbated and came to the song 'Titanium'.
Brittany Snow was right, it really builds.

I love facebook creeping on people I went to high school with, especially creeping on the people that thought they were the shit back then. It makes me happy to see that they have gained a ton of weight or they're balding in their early 20's.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people don't know how to flush the toilet after taking a huge shit.
You're in college, not in potty training. You should know how to flush a toilet after using it.

My best guy friend and I have a history and sometimes we hook up (but no one knows about that), but for the most part we are just really good friends. Usually it doesn't bother me that he talks to other girls, but today when he brought up wanting a relationship I felt like I was punched in the stomach, I couldn't breathe and I'm hurt because I know I'm not the one he wants the relationship with... I just wish things weren't so complicated :/

girls,if you are wearing yoga pants/ leggings please wear a thong with it... otherwise we can all see your pantie line and it ain't cute.
#girlcode